“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.”
“Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”
“Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”