Texas Sex
Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatting during their weekly baths, when as all men do, their conversation eventually turned to sex and their favorite sex positions.
Joe boastfully remarked,
"I think I enjoy the 'Rodeo Position' the best."
"I don't think I've ever heard of that one.
What the heck is it?" asked Ben.
"Yer sayin' that all these years ya never heard of Rodeo Position? Well, it's where y'all get yer wife down on all fours and ya mount her from behind. Then ya reach around and cup each one of her boobs in yer hands and whisper in her ear...
'BOY THESE FEEL JUST LIKE YER SISTER'S!'
Then ya just try to stay on her for 8 seconds."
