> Subject: The Art of Knowing The Difference
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> A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT ON WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS
>FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT
>STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T".
> EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
> TUESDAY
> THURSDAY
> TODAY
> TOMORROW
> THANKSGIVING
> THATURDAY
> THUNDAY
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> RECENTLY ANOTHER SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED
>IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
>
> FOLLOWING ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:
> 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
> 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
> 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
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> WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
> NUDITY
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> What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> ABOUT 45 LBS.
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> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
> A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE,
>ALONG WITH A RECIPE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
> ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT..........
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> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN
>FAIRYTALE ?
> A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME....."
> AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS..........."Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE
>THIS
>SHIT....
