SO after a few bad relationships and awfull dates I decided to get drunk and think about what I really want in a man. Here's a rough guideline done in the spirit of fun and honesty about what I want and am tired of.
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Please Meet Most or all of these requirements when applying.
1. Must be self sufficient- I’m not asking you to be rich, or support me in any way. I just don’t want to support you.
2. Tattoos and Long Hair- This is negotiable but these things do turn me on.
3. Must have an open mind- I’m an odd person you have to be able to handle my quirks.
4. Have a sense of humor- I don’t take myself serious enough and I take myself too serious sometimes. I need someone to help me lighten up and someone I can make laugh.
5. Must love Metal- I’m into my music. I have an open mind about trying new stuff and won’t bitch about most types of music but don’t expect me not to like my music cause you think it sucks.
6. Let’s not talk about the ex- I do it too, but let’s try to keep it down to a minimum. This has ruined plenty of relationships where guys did nothing but badmouth the ex. This wouldn’t have been a problem except when he goes back to the person he just told me was the scum of the earth.
7. This isn’t going to be a one night stand- Don’t try to sleep with me the two weeks we know each other as a minimum. I don’t do casual sex. EVER. If I’m that into you I’ll go for it but I’m not that easy.
8. Willing to try new things- I love to be introduced to new bands, new foods, new experiences and I want someone willing to do the same.
9. Must be creative- I’m an artist, I love doing things that are fun and creative.
10. Tell Me THE Truth- I’m a big girl. If you’re not into me or you just don’t want to do that. TELL ME, before I get hurt not after I’m in love with you.
