I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three itemson a stand next to the exam table:
a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for ?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"
