For anybody who's kept up on me, you already know that I just completed my training for my CDL license to get started on my career in trucking. Over this past month, I have basically been around veteran truckers, and individuals who are about to embark on a similar journey as I am.
Now that I'm officially a trucker, I guess I will find myself having these conversations often. But I found a lot of them ironically amusing. Especially my responses. I won't get into every detail of the conversations, but I'll just jot down a few of my responses to give you an idea of what the hell we were talking about
1. Sorry, I don't think that everything tastes better with gravy poured on it.
2. Anybody who can get some pussy for shower tickets, should know that's some pussy you don't want.
3. Of course so many people get in trouble doing strange shit in Iowa. What the fuck is there to do in Iowa?
4. I don't think I'd feel that comfortable taking a shit in a 5 gallon bucket.
5. We gotta stop going to these lingerie shows. What the hell am I gonna do with an overpriced garter?
6. If I catch any one of you washing your ass in a public sink, I'm calling the authorities. Nasty bastards!
7. Get a blow job from a woman with no teeth? I don't care how good you think it might feel. Whatever made a woman lose all her teeth before the age of 50, might make you lose your dick!
8. If I wake up one day, and see a coyote sitting on the hood of my truck, that will be the day I'll start my new SAFE career as a mail clerk.
9. When the fuck did orange juice become a hazardous material?
Well, I know y'all are probably scratchin' your heads, but these are responses from some of the conversations I found myself in. Pray for me y'all!! :P
