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This is a copy of the thank you note I sent, all thanks to my essential oil supplier who did a remarkable 'write up my street' review of my book! I am hoping that the lady in question will remember the amount due because although I was on the phone line there was a lot of cloud nine inteference. Dear Mrs. J. S,, Please find enclosed copy of ordered book. If I remember correctly said the cost would be £5.00. I trust you enjoy the book as much as Charles did. Please note this is a first press of the first attempt of self-publishing which accounts for there being no title down the spine. I trust this will not cause storage problems! You are the first tele-sales customer so thank you very much for the order. I do look forward to your opinion and ideas about the book. Thank you again, Yours sincerely W. L (Mrs) AKA D.H. Hollingwood ps The book has been signed so I hope you do not mind.
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