A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and
bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to
Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a
day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first
wish?"
Clint says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. Clint
grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on
the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back
with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee
with Clint.
The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can
only think of one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What your
wish today?"
Clint says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
horse. Clint leans over to the horse and whispers something in the
horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse
comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee
with the Clint. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical
white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white
man. What you want?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse again." The
Indians bring him his horse.
Clint grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read
my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
