After getting drunk friday night to pass away my time, and get my mind off of everything, i sat down with a notebook and started writing like a retard on speed to get all of this out. With my lovely friends help, i came up with this list. most of it, unrealistic and will never happen. The majority of it, I will make happen. Now, for your reading enjoyment, i figured i would share my wonderful, thoughtfilled drunken LIST with everyone on FUBAR and MYSPACE so they can either have something to THINK about or something to LAUGH over. Because seriously, kids. We all have fuckin hopes. We all have fuckin dreams. ANd lone behold! these are motherfuckin mine.
What I Want To Do Before I’m 75.
(*red = done. *black = unaccomplished)
[___] *year it happened in.
1. Go to Amsterdam and smoke weed in a smoke bar
2. Get drunk in an Irish pub in Ireland
3. SCUBA dive in New Zealand
4. Sky Dive in Australia
5. Get a tattoo in Belgium
6. Go to Japan for real sushi
7. Visit my relatives in Germany
8. Lay on a beach in Mexico from sun up to sun down
9. Walk the streets in Brazil
10. Go to Moscow
11. Watch the ball drop in Times Square
12. Spend a Christmas in Disneyland
13. Get a tattoo done by Kat Von D in LA
14. Relax in a garden in Thailand
15. Go through a hurricane in Florida
16.Spend $5,000.00 at Mall Of America
17. Toilet paper the white house
18. Be kissed in the Eiffel Tower
19. Watch the sunrise on a mountain top while its snowing
20. Snowboard in the Alps
21 Spend a month at a children’s hospital volunteering
22 Hike the Grand Canyon
23Accept Life the way it is.
24 Have someone make love to me the way -he- does…. (it will never happen. EVER. Unless its with him again.)
25 Change someone’s life
26 Take the mona lisa. Smash it over some persons head, and call it my own walking art piece.
27. Be kissed in the pouring down rain
28. Adopt a family during the holidays anonymously
29. Send a different anonymous family on a vacation…
30. Be a better mom
31. Make my own cake for a charity with the cake boss.
32. Save someone’s life.
33. Never forget about the one person in the world who changed my life in so many ways in a short period of time
34. Drive 1 time for NASCAR
35. Love like I’ve never loved before
36. Dance like no one is watching
37. Laugh until I piss myself
38. Kiss the one I love under the stars.
39. Sing “Tiny Dancer” with Elton John
40. Play the piano with Stevie Wonder
41. Own my own house.
42. Walk the beach at night
43. Restore and cruise a `67 Cheville
44. See Tran Siberian Orchestra live
45. Convince and help someone not kill themselves.
46. Lose 115 lbs.
47. Learn to truly love and believe in myself
48. Fall asleep in someone’s arms… who loves me… completely and utterly happy. [2009. November]
49. Be confident after I lose the weight to strip in a hooker club.. One time only
50. Own my own salon
51. Have a piece of art made only for me…
52. Be in a movie
53 Have sex on a beach
54. Spend more time smiling, and less time worrying about the small things.. Stressing…. And being sad.
55. Volunteer at a homeless shelter
56. Learn to hardcore rock climb.
57. Have someone do a sketch of my son and I.
58. Be the reason why a group of kids graduate from high school
59. Ride co-pilot in a helicopter, and then take over the helicopter and show them how its really done
60. Meet 1 holocaust survivor
61. Teach an English class in Compton
62. Scream "THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO GET FUCKED" from “The Arch” in Missouri
63. Run the stairs like rocky
64. Be someone’s everything (Draven not included)
65. Open up a drug & alcohol free night club for the age of 20 and under. Yet during the day give them a place to study and hang out.
66. Have the profit (after the normal finances) go towards a charity for underprivileged teenagers.
67. Make an ice sculpture
68. Blow my own glass
69. Go to Sturgis
70. Own a Harley
71. Ave someone turn this list into a pretty badass painting for my wall.
72. Re-Live an art exhibit in the full effect.
73. Live life with no regrets
74. Conquer guitar hero
75. Then conquer rock band
76. Apologize to Joe Dudley for taking all of his money out of his checking account when we broke up.
77. Don’t apologize for breaking up with him.
78. Regain the friends I lost
79. Give a $100.00 bill to a lady who is pregnant, and you can tell she’s struggling to make ends meat.
80. Spend a full year wearing a new pair of socks, every day, and to throw them out at sundown.
81. Drive somewhere with no destination
82. Learn to trust again
83 Have my life made into a movie, so people can learn from it.
83A. Feel bad for the dumbasses who watched it.
84. Get a degree in something random that I’ll never use
85. Plant my face on a billboard
86. With something perverted under it
87. Intrigue myself in literature.. You can learn a lot from a good book or a novel
88. Show people that I can actually paint… I can actually sketch… I can actually draw…. Yet admit to them that I haven’t done it since I had my mental breakdown.
89. Randomly spray paint someone’s car
90. Watch a child be born
91. Fuck with an Ouija board
92. Make it snow… in August.
93. Plant a garden
94. Rid of my mental disabilities or learn to live with them and balance them.
95. Play my sax on a street… in San Francisco.
96. Run/walk 24 hours for Cancer awareness
97. Go to a comedy show
98. Pay off all my debts
99. Re-establish my credit
100. Help someone with nothing… who wants to be something…. Get somewhere in live… And give them a new start.
101. Hire a pyro technician on my birthday
102. Get a room made of glass
103. Break everything in a room of glass with a metal bat
104. …walk on broken glass…
105. Send a message in a bottle and await the results.
106. Visit an 1800’s cemetery
107. Leave flowers on every single grave in a cemetery
108. Have someone tattoo something on me that is random, yet to them it means something from their heart.
109. Convince people that kurt cobain was nothing but an over glorfiied drug addict
110. Attempt to turn a person into a zombie so i can keep them as a pet.
111. Piss on hitlers grave, or something to that affect.
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