I FOUND THIS POEM AND THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME!
SO I SHARING IT WITH YA'LL.
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout!
Time was when on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now i have a full time job,
To find the fucking thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and whatch me shave.
Now old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
