> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
> traditional feast.
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
Told
> my sister that she needed something from the store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
> stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,and
> re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
>
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
And
> proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
She
> reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
> you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
My
> sister started to cry.
>
> It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>
> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
