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The Queen Bitch

I've changed a lot in the last year. It used to be I wouldn't say shit if I had a mouthful of it. Now I can't seem to hold my tongue. For example: I went out with a friend of mine. We were at a dance club, and these two younger guys invite themselves to sit at our table. One is trying to impress us with outrageous stories. All I can do is roll my eyes. Finally he says, "You ladies look like you're looking for love." That's when I couldn't restrain the Queen Bitch any longer. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Number one, I never claimed to be a lady. Number two, don't be projecting onto me what you're here for. And number three, You've obviously mistaken lust for love." He was either too drunk, or too stupid to get it. So he says, "So what are you here for then?" I look at him and explain in a tone of voice you reserve for just such tedious people and say, "I'm here to watch the rest of you desperate people trying to get laid." Another example happened the other night online. I was in a chatroom and kept getting whispered by creeps wanting to cyber. Finally, about the 3rd of 4th one I got fed up. He started in and I just typed, "What makes you men think that the verbal gropings of illiterate strangers is any kind of a turn on?" He left me alone. Another guy I called a mono-syllabic moron. I don't think he knew it was an insult... There are many more stories similar to this one. I think the Queen Bitch is firmly in place now, and isn't going to be going anywhere anytime soon.
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