A true 2007 St. Valentine's Day story
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He's shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price,
the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "This thing is so sheer it's like not having anything on.
I'll just not put it on, I'll do the modeling naked and return the negligee tomorrow and keep the $500 refund."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says; "Good Grief.
You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it."
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
