There once was a man named Bob, he did stuff for a living, whatever he needed to do to get by at the time. Unfortunately, he always got laid off. The miracle of cheap child labor in India and whatnot.
One day in...October, this man named Bob was working at an acorn packaging plant in Boise, Idaho. Idaho is not only known for their potatoes, oh.. they produce fabulous acorns as well.
Bob was quite fond of this job, since they allowed him to take care of one of the many tester squirrels, used for....testing the acorns for freshness everyday. He was so close with his squirrel, he named it Fred, as all things that need naming by Bob usually end up being named. Bob had a cat named Fred, a couch named Fred, a footstool named fredrica, and a kitchen sink named Francis.
This job, he intended to stay at for a very long time.This man named Bob.
