Number10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach
a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ..Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying i!
n hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
no attention to Criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The
Number 1 Thought For 2007: We know exactly where one cow
with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants
and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, may
Burn Your Ass Tomorrow".
