THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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>> A man takes the day off work and
>> decides to go out golfing.
>> He is on the second hole when he
>> notices a frog sitting next to
>> the green.
>> He thinks nothing of it and is
>> about to shoot when! he
>> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>>
>> The man looks around and doesn't
>> see anyone. Again, he
>> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
>> at the frog and decides to
>> prove the frog wrong, puts the
>> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>> Boom!
>> He hits it 10 inches from the
>> cup. He is shocked. He says
>> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>>
>> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
>> The man decides to take the frog
>> with him to the next hole.
>> "What do you think frog?" the
>> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
>> Boom! Hole in one. The
>> man is befuddled and doesn't know
>> what to say. By the end
>> of the day, the man golfed the
>> best game of golf in his life and
>> asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
>> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>>
>>
>> " They go to Las Vegas
>> and the guy says, "OK frog, now
>> what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
>> approaching the roulette table, The man
>> asks, "What do you think I should
>> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
>> $3000, black 6."
>>
>> Now, this is a
>> million-to-one shot to win, but
>> after the golf game the man
>> figures what the heck.
>> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
>> table.
>>
>> The man takes his winnings and
>> buys the best room in the
>> hotel. He sit! s the frog down and
>> says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>> You've won me all this money and
>> I am forever grateful."
>>
>> The frog replies,
>> "Ribbit Kiss Me."
>> He figures why not,
>> since after all the frog did for
>> him, he deserves it. With a
>> kiss, the frog turns into a
>> gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
>>
>> your honor, is how the girl
>> ended up in my room. So help me God
>> or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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>> <>< "The Lord is my strength
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