Let me start by saying.. Zombies shouldn't be allowed to carry concealed weapons. Never. I mean how is that fair? Really, if you think about it.. It's not fair at all. They already have the advantage. The whole "Grrrr" thing totally counts as an advantage. And the eating you alive.. Also counts. But a gun? Really? It's not fair I tell you!
- Clears throat. -
So.... That wasn't completely random. I have just watched the best movie EVER. Best zombie movie ever. Best sword fighting movie ever. Best bad versus good movie ever. The best EVER! It was.. Oh. Words fail me. It went from having me squealing loudly to covering my eyes and Ewing. Gasp! The gore! The gore was awesome. Almost as awesome as the fight scenes. And the humor? AH! BEST EVER!
So, so! You have to go watch it! I don't care how you see it, but you just must! Tis called Versus. And I will be ranting, and raving about this movie for many, many, many years to come.
I repeat. And stress this point. BEST. MOVIE. EVER! So damn good I'm updating all three of my blogs.