LITTLE JOHNNY JUST GOT A NEW TRAIN SET AN WAS DOWNSTAIRS PLAYIN WITH IT. HE HAD HIS LITTLE CONDUCTOR HAT ON AN WAS PULLIN ON THE WHISTLE. AS THE TRAIN CAME TO A STOP, HE SAID, "ALL U MUTHAFUCKERS GETTIN OFF, GET OFF, AN ALL U MUTHAFUCKERS GETTIN ON GET ON." HIS MOTHER WAS IN THE KITCHEN AN COULDNT BELIEVE SHE JUST HEARD WHAT SHE THOUGHT SHE HEARD. AGAIN JOHNNY BLEW THE WHISTLE AND THE TRAIN TOOK OFF IT WENT THROUGH MOUNTAINS AND TUNNELS AN OVER BRIDGES AND HE BLEW THE WHISTLE AGAIN. IT CAME TO A STOP AND HE SAID, "ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKERS GETTIN OFF, GET OFF, AND ALL U MUTHAFUCKERS GETTIN ON GET ON! JOHNNY'S MOM CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE KITCHEN SNATCHED HIM BY THE EAR AND BEGAN TO BERATE HIM. "JOHNNY WE DONT USE THAT LANGUAGE LIKE THAT IN THIS HOUSE. YOU NEED A TIME OUT GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM FOR ONE-HALF HOUR AND THINK ABOUT THOSE WORDS THAT U SAID. JOHNNY STOMPED UPSTAIRS ALL PISSED OFF AN A HALF HOUR LATER HE POKED HIS HEAD OUT AND ASKED HIS MOTHER IF HE COULD COME OUT N PLAY WITH HIS TRAIN AGAIN. SHE SAID YES AND SURE HOPE THAT HE HAD LEARNED HIS LESSON. JOHNNY PULLED ON HIS WHISTLE AND THE TRAIN TOOK OFF HE WENT AROUND THE TRACK A COUPLE OF TIME AND CAME TO A STOP. "ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKERS GETTIN OFF GET OFF AND ALL U MUTHAFUCKERS GETTIN ON GET ON. AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT 30 MIN DELAY TALK TO THE BITCH IN THE KITCHEN."
