I started thinking about this before when I first heard about the show where they play jokes on weddings. Also, I thought about this before with one of my girlfriend’s friend on getting married (I know I’m so mean). Anyway, I was thinking about when a couple is getting married, and somehow out of the blue in the crowd, they begin to notice ex’s in the audience. I was kind of picturing it with one of my girlfriend’s friend before, considering I had a dream about it. I don’t know why, but apparently it just stuck in my head. Perhaps this might be a little too extreme for that show, however, but sort of funny as well. Think about it, have the ex’s wear shirts saying “I slept with the bride” or “I fucked the groom”. Or even have numbers on the shirts, putting them all in chronological order. But I think it would be even more awkward if the people in the ex’s began chanting the bride or the groom as the priest would be reading their vows. I feel so mean right now, even just saying this makes me feel bad. I know I wouldn’t do something like this, considering I would really piss someone off a good one. Also, I wouldn’t want this to happen to me neither. But I thought it would be pretty funny to do, just make sure they don’t find out it was you who did it. I got this idea because of thinking how pretty much every marriage nowadays is not very traditional. If you refer to a couple of previous blogs of mine, you will see some of my beliefs on marriage. For instance, I don’t believe that there are “White Weddings” anymore. Granted, there are brides that still wear white dresses, but it’s merely just a cover up from the truth, a disguise for making them the couple look good more or less. Also, it makes the parents pretend everything is alright or better or however you want to call it. I would prefer my bride to not wear white, but I doubt I would have a choice in that being I’m not the one wearing the dress. At least maybe I can say, no garter belt.
