Once again the cops are threatening to raid the Blitzed Out Lounge for breaking the noise ordinances, again. Come on people... that would make it the fifth raid in the past 2 hours...can't we turn it down a bit?
NEWS FLASH 11:42 AM: NO WE CAN NOT TURN IT DOWN A BIT!!!!!
NEWS FLASH 11:54 AM: (COURTESY OF REPORTER DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD):
- Couple divorce after online 'affair' -
A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names.
Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.
The couple met on an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.
They eventually decided to meet up - but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.
Now they are both filing for divorce - with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.
Sana said: "I thought I had found the love of my life. The way this Prince of Joy spoke to me, the things he wrote, the tenderness in every expression was something I had never had in my marriage.
"It was amazing, we seemed to be stuck in the same kind of miserable marriages - and how right that turned out to be.
"We arranged to meet outside a shop and both of us would be carrying a single rose so we would know the other.
"When I saw my husband there with the rose and it dawned on me what had happened I was shattered. I felt so betrayed. I was so angry."
Adnan said: "I was so happy to have found a woman who finally understood me. Then it turned out that I hadn't found anyone new at all.
"To be honest I still find it hard to believe that the person, Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things to me on the internet, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years."
NEWS FLASH 3:22 PM:
The Theoretical Corner Theory
The lounge has no corners... yet people still hide in corners... there for the lounge has one or more corner per person, this corner resides within the mind of the individual, and is only seen by others when that individual wishes for others to see it. This means that the lounge has corners, but none of them are permanant. The real question is do said corners realy even exist. Is it real in ones mind... or do we just fool ourselves into believing this to make ourselves feel better, and how is it that these corners just appear out of thin air.
NNEWS FLASH 3:27 PM: Blitzed Out Lounge managers have issued a douche bag alert. This is not a test, repeat this is NOT a test.
