One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer
her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but
succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for
assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided
to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their
daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem,
their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man
told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers u p
the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the
peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled
for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter
took the young man out tothe kitchen for something to eat. Once he was
gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful!
Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows
older?" The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son
in-law."
