Two years ago, a friend of mine
Asked me to say some fetish rhymes
So I said this rhyme I'm about to say
The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way
Took a test to become an foot freak
i love to suck toes seven days a week
So Larry put me inside, his Cad-illac
The chauffeur drove off and we never came back
The feet look best when they are bare
But i love sexy shoes so i gotta be fair
And then we talkin autograph, and here's the laugh
Toejam caviar, and foot spa bath
But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead
Cause toesucker MC's is what i be
So take that and move back catch a heart attack
Because there's nothin in the world, that Footie'll ever lack
I cold chill at a party in a foot-boy stance
And rock on the mic and make the girls wanna dance
Fly like a Dove, that come from up above
I'm rockin on the mic and you can call me Feet-Love
I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville
And written right on the side it reads 'Gimmie Feet if Ya Will'
So if you see me cruisin girls just a-move or step aside
There ain't enough room to fit you all in my ride
it's on a, ah best feet, first serve basis
Coolin out girl, take you to the def places
One of a kind and for your people's delight
i'm a toesucker MC, and it just feels right
Because you're after boobies all your life, you're cheatin on your wife
You're walkin round town like a hoodlum with a knife
You're hangin on the ave, chillin with the crew
And everybody know what you've been through
Ah with the one two three, count the piggies
My man FIASCo, my name DJ Feet
We do it in the place with the highs and the bass
I'm rockin to the rhythm so put Your feet in my face
Go Uptown and come down to the ground
You sucker MC's, you bad face clown
You five dollar boy and I'm a foot fetish man
i'm a toesucker MC, and you're my fan
You try to bite lines, but rhymes are mine
i'm a toesucker MC don't own Calvin Klein
Comin from the wackest, part of town
Tryin to rap up but you can't get down
You don't even know your english, your verb or noun
i'm a toesucker MC you sad face clown
So D. Monk E. and if you're ready
The people rockin steady
You're drivin big cars get your gas from Getty
[D.M.C.]
I'm D.Monk.E. in the place to be
I go to St. John's University
And since kinde-garten I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade I went straight to college
I'm light skinned, I live in Queens
And I love sniffin' feet and collard greens
I dress to kill, I love the style
I'm an MC you know who's versatile
Say I got good credit in your regards
Got my name not numbers on my credit cards
I go Uptown, I come back home
with who me myself and my microphone
All my rhymes are sweet delight
So here's another one for y'all to bite
When I suck toes, I never quit
And if I see a new foot I'll just suck it
Cause it takes a lot, to entertain
And toesucker MC's is our name
You can't rock a party with the stinky sock
You gotta let em know you'll never stop
The rhymes have to make (a lot of sense)
You got to know where to start (when the feets commence..)