While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park woods a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK."
He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against
it.
With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, and car keys then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened
to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear,
and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."
