I need to move out of The SUNSETLOVERA Estates real soon. I've been told the mobile home park just sold space # MR69 to this SENILE COOT named SCARABUS and he wants to move in. Besides this trailer park near the IDAHO and Washington border is ANI where you would want to live. I might be LUCKY that I MUSS move. It has the following issues:
A) A drug PUSHER named TOMMY who is a RAYDER HATER and is so high everything is an ILLUSION to him.
B) A kid named POTSEY who takes the SHORTBUS to school because his WRANGLERMAMA is always drinking TEQUILA and MR. PIBB
C) The BOUNTY HUNTER will have trouble finding me since moving will make me INCOGNITO from him and the NEWS CREWS
D) I won't have to see that old lady SHELLY naked through her window while she puts on her LIPSTICK and plays with her MOO MOO'S
E) My SASSY girl NATALIE won't be a SCARRED PLAYER to come over to my new place for a little WHISKEY GO GO and some NOOKIE
F) And let's not forget the UNSENSITIVE landlord DR. MIKE. I swear he is like BABY SATAN with all the HAVOC35 he causes the tennants. He should stick to his day job as a BAKA making PIE DADDY, SUGAR COOKIES and CUPPYCAKES. This dude is MENTAL !
Not all was bad at the SUNSETLOVERA Estates. There was:
1) I became a FITFREAK after meeting this REBEL dude named VEGASTONY & his live in girlfriends MARCE & MARCIE (LOL)
2) The BBQ's with JAMES J, JOHN SMITH JR and this SD AZTEC indian who I could never say his name in the SUMMERS were the bomb. We'd eat HAMMIE and MACARONI while drinking MS MOJITO's all nite.
3) Peeking through the fence to watch KRISSY take her BABYBLUE bathing suit off for a tan was always a cool. Sometimes if we looked close we'd see her YSSUP (but only if her MISTERFEET weren't in the way)
4) Playing pool with that GEORGIA PEACH of a girl named KIT was cool too. Nothing like watching her bend over to shoot the 2BALL into the corner pocket.
5) I'm sure gonna miss CAPTAIN COOTER's ice cream truck. It was operated by this IRISH CHICK we called PUNKY and she always drove THE LANE LESS TRAVELED. Boy did she have some TA TA's on her. Even though she was NEVER NUDE in front of me I knew she had a TARARIFFIC body.
6) Finally, I won't have to pay my tab to the WHOREMASTER you ran the local "escort service"!
PEACEY out,
THE BULLY
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