1) When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jaked up on Mountain Dew ! 2) wHEN YOU ARE BLUE, i WILL TRY TO DISLODGE WHATEVER IS CHOKING YOU. 3) WHEN YOU SMILE, I WILL KNOW YOU ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING THAT I MUST BE INVOLVED IN. 4) WHEN YOU'RE SCARED, WE WILL HIGH TAIL IT OUT OF HERE. 5) WHEN YOU ARE WORRIED, I WILL TELL YOU HORRIBLE STORIES ABOUT HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD BE UNTILL YOU QUIT WHINNG, YA BIG BABY! 6) WHEN YOU ARE CONFUSED, I WILL USE LITTLE WORDS. 7) WHEN YOU ARE SICK, STAY AWAY FROM ME UNTILL YOU ARE WELL AGAIN. I DON'T WANT WHATEVER YOU HAVE. 8) WHEN YOU FALL, I'LL PICK YOU UP AND DUST YOU OFF----- AFTER I LAUGH MY ASS OFF! 9) THIS IS MY OATH. I PLEDGE IT TO THE END. WHY? YOU MAY ASK : BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND! FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS, EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TRUE WARMTH.