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Twas the night before Christmas 

When all through our house

The kids were going crazy

Running all about

Their stockings were hung by the chimney with care

With my  threats of coal being put in them

Screamed through the air

Off to their beds their fun was done

To dream of Santa on his midnight run

Drew with the screw driver

Cursing my mom

For the buying little furballs

Requiring screwdrivers to put batteries

In everyone.

Here in the recliner

I do sit

Wishing I could go to bed

So Santa could get on with it

But no such luck

Just like every year

I'm to play an elf

Like all parents

Far and near...

So now my friends

My story is done

There's work to do

That turns into fun

Presents to be arranged

Around the tree

Excitement growing

Inside of me

Excitement of knowing

How happy they'll be

When they awake on Christmas Morning

And look under the tree...

At last I will say to all with delight

Merry Christmas to all

And to all a good night...

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