Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington DC.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age,we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it".
"Well" says the big 'gator, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you", replied the small 'gator.
"Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down at the other end of the swamp at the parking lot, by the capitol"
"Same here."
"Hmmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of those Lexus cars and wait for them to unlock the car door. Then I jump out and grab them on the leg, shake the
crap out of them, and eat them".
"AH!" says the big 'gator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't getting enough nourishment. See, by the time you done shakin' the
crap out of a politician, there ain't nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase".
