Sassy5Souls's blog: "Things That Make You Go Hmmmm . . ."

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. Do infants have more fun in infancy than adults have in adultery? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 9. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 10. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 11. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 12. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 13. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 16. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly arethe others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 18. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 19. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 20. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 21. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"? Hmmmmm.......