> Subject: football
>
> Football FINALLY makes sense..........
> > >>
> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
> They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he
asked
> her how she liked the experience.
>
> "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
> and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
> killing each other over 25 cents."
>
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>
> "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
> the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
