How many ones and zeros does it take to get to pi?

A son told his father he was going to receive a call from his school. The father asked why and the son said he was in line during lunch and there was a note on a blow of apples the note said take only one god is watching. They placed a blow of cookies. I wrote my own note. It said, "Take all you want gods busy watching the apples!"

A man was laying naked on the ground. With a hat covering is penis. The woman walking by looked at him and said"If your any kinda man you'll lift your hat to a beautiful woman." The man replied, " If you were sexy and beautiful the hat will lift by its self!"

When birds shit on my car. I eat eggs in front of them so they know what I'm capable of. car.

I feel like pounded shit on a stick. How you get pounded shit is simple. Take a clip of a horse apple that's a little moist. Take your stick and shove it threw the middle. Take your time.. Once completed. Throw it on the ground and step on it.. And, there you have it.

Eight, six, nine, twelve, fourtyseven, Ninety, one times one is elevendy and that's a magic number!

Hey babe lemmy put it in your butt. Romantic I know right. He's a true artist with words.

I want to slob on a knob. . .yes.a full on mouth party for your doink. I miss the taste of clean skin. I like to rub it on my face and make him giggle. The best thing just happened, he asked me to marry him with his nuts on my forehead. The proposal touched my heart. And, it just goes to show true romance isn't lost.

I was this close to touching a titty. Titties make you quite. Titties make you go shhhh there's some titties! And, that's good news!

In my epic quest to plot world domination,I'm pondering who i should bring with me. I think Huge Heffner that man is like a tractor beam for women all over the world. My man is swimming in tang 25/8!

Is a frogs ass water tight?

I wanna have that sloppy , sticky, making animal noises. You know that nasty hot pig sex! I say nay to behaving, debotarry is a foot. Is it wrong I also want to snort coke off of strippers asses? God bless strippers!

My mother told me I can be who ever I wanted to be. Turns out identity theft is a crime

We're all here cause we're not all there. Anyone want to chat?

Ladies don't be shy.. Show me your titties! I've got wicked chick wood. I'm upset and seeing pretty boobs cheer me up.

Good Morning FU land :)

I'm a Grandma!!!!Before my daughter died she had two children. I gave her up for adoption. She found my sister. And,, she wants me to have custody. God is good. I have a second chance. I am so happy!!!

I just got rejected fuck that hoe! He lost our on the best 45 seconds of his life. When I give head I'll suck his balls then sing to his nuts then I kiss the head. Just because I'm greatful he's trusting me with his most valuable prossion.

Don't worry skrow there's plenty of tards living kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded she's a pilot now..

Is a frogs ass water tight? The world may never know...