Five to go. I'm going to the store. If I am not at level fifty by the time I return I will shoot the teddy bear. I will do it, I swear! I'm a desperate man!

Twenty seven likes to go... Blast and all. This is getting boring. If I had boobs, I'd show them. I would level in no time

Perhaps I will level by the time I wake, perhaps not. Thanks for all the likes, and know I send loves for each and every one... Goodnight, Fu friends!

What's on your mind?Blast is pending. 74 likes to level. Ho hum... ZZZzzzz...

Maybe this year... I'm out for now. Fu night!

One hundred and two likes to level... Ho hum. Nite, fu!

Good night, fu landers

My first blast. 1227 views and 45 likes... Sigh. I guess mashing that button is painful or something

Gee thanks for all the likes! I may level this year yet... Keep em coming!

Nobody likes me...

Keep those likes coming! Fu pulled the rug out from under me and I lost a whole bunch of likes. Almost leveled at 50 and zipbam! Start over. Fu it, right? Thanks!

Good night to FU

One year ago today my little brother Leo went off to that great brewery in the sky. It hurts just as bad today as it did then I miss you, ya little asshole...

208 likes to level...

225 likes to level.

I can't look at any more news today. Time to binge on Highway to Heaven. Or perhaps some Hello Kitty...

I got filthy bling I got filthy bling

Another freakin hurricane and I'm in the cross hairs again!?!?

I don't have a lot of bling, but it IS filthy... Filthy bling

WOW. Look at all the likes! How did you guys know I need an assload of likes to level!!! Gee, thanks, Wally. I'm really not sweating it though...:-|