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Captain Wow's Status
Need drinks from the noobies!!!
Aug 5, 2014comment
Attention all noobs!! (Green names) I need drinks from you!!!
Jun 3, 2014comment
Like me! Rate me! Do whatever that gets them points for me!!!
Jan 9, 2014comment
Any Chivettes on here??
Nov 12, 2013comment
Looking for a new breast friend...any takers?? Anyone???
Nov 12, 2013comment
1 little fan...that's all I need....
Jun 4, 2013comment
I just need 1 fan to level...anyone???
Jun 3, 2013comment
1 fan to go!!!
May 30, 2013comment
3 fans to go...any help??
May 29, 2013comment
Need 4 fans to level...any takers??
May 28, 2013comment
For those I bombed, you quite welcome and for those I didn't, sorry maybe next time...still need 6 fans and about 130k to level...help is appreciated
May 14, 2013comment
Want bombed?? I need fans so lets make a trade maybe??
May 14, 2013comment
Need bunches of fans to level...little help??
May 14, 2013comment
Woke up this morning realizing I have won the Tour de France as many times as Lance Armstrong...and have twice as much balls :P
Jan 31, 2013comment
Welp...that didn't work
Nov 30, 2012comment
Ok...first 10 people that fan me get shitfaced
Nov 29, 2012comment
What's a guy gotta do to get some fans around here???
Nov 29, 2012comment
Who needs fans?? This guys needs fans!!!
Nov 26, 2012comment
Looking for fans....
Nov 15, 2012comment
Thanks go out to my new owner, Tainted lil Dirty Girl, for the help and to CG for trying and being outbid :P
Nov 15, 2012comment
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