Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

says... Isn't it funny how the Duracell adverts have rabbits in them, head of marketing must be a woman

A teacher asks an Alabama redneck girl to use "handsome" in a sentence. she says, "When I'm giving head and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome." lol

has angelic eyes and a devilish smile...

a squirrel walks into a tree and sees a second squirrel humping an acorn. the squirrel called her crazy. the other said "I'm just F**king Nuts!"

If I was a Mexican porn star I would name myself "Juana Play"

~ What's the difference between men and women? Women must play hard to get & Men have to get hard to play.

what 4 animals do u see after sex??? 2 tired asses, 1 wet cat, and 1 dead cock

why did the chicken feel happy,when a cat fell in a pool...Because a wet pussy makes a cock happy

is working on a new drug. It's a combination of Prozac and Viagra so if you don't get a fuck you don't give a fuck!

man says to woman "bitch, make me dinner that reminds you of the sex I give you", woman thinks for a minute and says "minute rice and Vienna sausages coming up"

whats the difference between a rooster and a hooker... the rooster goes cock-a-doddle-do and the hooker says ANY-COCK-WILL-DO

Driving down the road I saw a person hitch hiking, the sign read "Heaven Bound". Me being the good person I am, I hit that person, I hope they made it!

whats the difference between women and computers? women don't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

If you're a down home backwoods redneck, C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass. But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd, You can kiss my country ass.

is bored..and needs someone to do..oops..something..something to do..hehehe ;) There's always a wild side to an innocent face ;)

I am wondering how funny sex on bubble wrap might be??

.I'll rock your world cause I'm a country girl :)

Girls say its not the size of the boat that counts, its the motion in the ocean... Well its pretty fuckin hard to get to England in a row boat.

If u had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would u have? A FUCKING GOODYEAR!