United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Battle Cry - GET'R DONE!
Press Release
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Georgia, Kentucky,
Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee,
Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Have a blessed day!