THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS SINCE JAY WORKS AT WAL-MART. PRINT IT AND POST IT IN THE BREAK ROOM. LOL
Subject: Old Bubba, Wal Mart Greeter
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>> Old Bubba, Wal Mart Greeter
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>> What it takes to be a Wal-Mart Greeter:
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>> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
>> individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of
>> resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
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>> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
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>> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The
>> day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
>> interviewer asked,
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>> "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
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>> Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
>> THOUGHT."
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>> It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the
>> way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
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>> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
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>> "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
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>> "Hmm.! Let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know
>> that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
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>> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
>> very popular cliché for speed."
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>> He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
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>> Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
>> wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across
>> the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
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>> Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
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>> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
>> thought he had found his man.
>> "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
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>> Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed
>> the same question.
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>> Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's
>> obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
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>> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
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>> "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
>> feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK,
>> BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants."
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>> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!