Invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona, President Bush
spoke for almost an hour of his future plans for
increasing every Native American's present standard of
living.
Though vague on the details of his plan, he appeared
enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red
brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented
the President with a plaque inscribed with his new
Indian name -- 'Walking Eagle'.
As the President departed waving to the crowd in his
motorcade, a news reporter asked the group of chiefs
how they came to select the new name given to the
President.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to
a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
