WINE vs. WATER
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>> As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in
>> beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria.
>>
>> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
>> scientists have
>> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
>> day, at the end of the
>> year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
>> Escherichia coli,(E. coli) -
>> bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
>> consuming 1 kilo of
>> poop.
>>
>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
>> wine & beer or
>> (tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
>> alcohol has to go
>> through a purification process of boiling, filtering
>> and/or fermenting.
>>
>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>
>> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
>> stupid, than to
>> drink Water and be full of shit.
>>
>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
>> information :
>> it is my duty as a public service advocate and also
>> because of my deep
>> concern for your health.
