AIGHT, SO ONCE AGAIN I COULDN'T SLEEP. NO SURPRISE I KNOW. SO I STAYED UP AND WATCHED MOVIE AFTER MOVIE AFTER MOVIE. FIRST MOVIE WAS LOVE ACTUALLY ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES IF NOT MY SAPPIEST NEW FAVORITE MOVIE. SECOND WAS A PIECE OF CRAP CALLED BECAUSE I SAID SO, HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE, ALTHOUGH PIPER PERABO LOOKED FUCKING AMAZING IN A THONG IN IT!! LAST WAS A REMAKE BY JOHN HUGHES, YEAH THE SAME GUY WHO DID 16 CANDLES AND BREAKFAST CLUB, OF A MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET. IT WAS ALRIGHT AND ALL BUT ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THE ORIGINAL AS MANY TIMES AS I HAVE WOULD BE PISSED AT IT'S FAULTS. PRETTY BIG FUCKING THINGS MISSING, THE ORIGINAL HAD THE CLIMAX AT THE END WHERE IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT KRIS KRINGLE WAS KRIS KRINGLE THEY BREAK OUT BAGS AND BAGS AND BAGS OF MAIL ADDRESSED TO HIM. THIS REMAKE HAD A SIMPLE FUCKING DOLLAR BILL AND A BUNCH OF CGI ACTORS IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK. NOW I KNOW YOUR THINKING I'M FUCKING INSANE FOR HAVING A GRIPE ABOUT THIS BUT I'M SORRY!!! WHEN YOUR AS BIG OF A FUCKING MOVIE GEEK AS I AM YOU KNOW YOU DON'T CHANGE WHAT WORKS. ESPECIALLY NOT IN A REMAKE OF ONE OF THE MOST KNOWN CRISTMAS MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!! IT WOULD BE LIKE REMAKING IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE AND INSTEAD OF AT THE END WITH HIM RUNNING DOWN THE STREETS SCREAMING, YOU HAVE HIM DRIVEN AROUND IN A TRUCK, DRUNK SCREAMING OUT THE BACK TO HIS GAY LOVER!!! ONCE AGAIN THESE ARE THE THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY SLEEP LACKING BRAIN. ANOTHER THING, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHOWING A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS MOVIE ALREADY?!?!? IS IT NOT BAD ENOUGH THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SEE CLOSE TO 5000 DIFFERENT ONES FOR PRACTICALLY THE NEXT 2 MONTHS, BUT TO START THEM THIS EARLY WITH A FUCK UP IS JUST INSANE!!!! ARGH, THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY, SHIT I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE. YOU ALL HAVE FUN, AND HOPEFULLY MY RANT HAS MADE YOU SEEM FAR LESS CRAZY THEN YOU FEEL. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND SINGING FUCKING JINGLE BELLS!!
