Im on a mission............a important mission....a goal really. To see a new word end up in the mainstream vernaular.
I cant be cool like the pet rock guy but I am bound and detirmed to introduce asstard into society.
What better way to go down in history and adding yet another useless and insulting verb to the world. I may not have invented it but I sure can preach it.
Once I hear it spoken in a movie or tv show, I can then die happy.
No, it isnt a lofty goal, but it's been a slow week.