Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.
Blue Condom:
Single, looking For the right someone,
but hating being single!
Orange Condom:
Taken and about to break up.
Pink Condom:
Single but kinda llike someone but waitin it out dont know yet.
Green Condom:
Taken & truely in love with the person.
Purple Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship but im still gonna break up with her dumbass!
Trojan Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you back.
Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken... and confused ?? about stuff
Red Condom:
If your a ninja.
Black Condom:
Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not.
Teal Condom:
Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out yet.
Broken Condom:
damn, the white girl is pregnant
White Condom:
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them.
No Condom:: Yeah you heard me!
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a man appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back to sleep