Carrie RLW Syrano's blog: "Carrie Unleashed"

I jumped Jamie Lynn Spears cuz that bitch deserved it. MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN January------I slapped Feburary----I stabbed March-----I screwed a April-------I shot May------I stabbed June-----I hugged July----I kissed August------- I killed September-------I humped October-----I hijacked November------I jumped December-----I bitched slapped DAY YOU WERE BORN 1-----a penguin 2-----a jar of peanut butter 3-----a lawn mower 4-----emma roberts 5----jamie lynn spears 6----sean flynn 7----a saw 8---a peanut butter cookie 9----your sister's pants 10---your mom 11---the wiggles 12---barney 13---ur brother 14---a dog 15---pablo 16---a mexican 17----the backyardigans 18---lindsey lohan 19----a brownie 20---paris hilton 21---ellen degerernes 22---a yeti 23---a moose 24---a kangaroo 25---martin van buren 26---a bouncy ball 27--a virgin 28---a cowboy 29---myself 30---a butterfly 31---a hippo COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT Black--------cuz that bitch deserved it! Pink---------cuz im in love yellow----------cuz the voices told me to. Blue----------cuz i can do that shit Green--------cuz dat bitch stole my taco Purple--------cuz i can Gray---------- cuz thats how i roll No shirt--------cuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----cuz das how i roll. red-------cuz i was high Maroon-----cuz i was drunk. Teal-----cuz it was illegal Brown-----cuz im emo Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too. Striped------cuz ur mom said so turquoise-------cuz i love it Tan----------cuz he/she is fine white--------cuz i'm a gangsta