me :Uncle.. what is falling in love like after I fall down those stairs?
Oh you really wanna know ??
uncle: good.. have you ever eaten some un cooked meat?, Have you ever eaten chitlens? have you ever got food poisoning?
me: what?
uncle : thats what love is like.. you go get your tummy pumped out of all the poison and its just lingering.. you feel all queezy.. and stuff.. that my friend is falling in love.
me: blach .. I don't think I want to fall in love..!!
uncle: oh.. really.. don't worry about it your cursed anyways..
me: cursed.. ??
uncle.. oh.. u don't know.. you will get food poisoning someday.. u will..
uncle: now let me tell you how we break up with girls Chicago style..
Me: i gotta go outside.. your scaring me again.. lol
oh he broke up with a girl saying..
I'm off to buy a pack of cigs..
His bags were packed.. he stopped smoking 2 months ago.. she never noticed..
She was cheating on him..
by the time she did.. he disapeared..
He told me thats how you just go..
And setup a new mailing address before you leave.. and pay last months rent if your nice enough..lol
geeeeez he was weird..
