Case and point: can you have sex without sexy? Okay, this whole conversation started with three guys, myself, a girlfriend, a case of mountain dew and one too many oreo cookies and access to more porn than Hugh Heffner can fathom. (That's at least an extra eight and a half hours of midget sex and pogo sticks).
Anyway, the question was posed and as Timmy looked up from his World of WarCraft computer game he began to answer as philisophically as is humanly possible for Timmy... "Um..." I'm not sure where in the elongated, twenty-one hour conversation in infinite universes we got horny or just plain overtly interested in sex (oh, boy would Sigmund Freud have gotten a chubby at this conversation) - but alas, we did. Now, I bring to you the mintues of that conversation...
Timmy: C'mon, I just got level twenty on my ninth warlock. Can't we talk about this later?
Steve "Dillweed" Biggins: No, now get off the fucking computer before I kick you off you homo.
Timmy: God, you are such a loser.
Ash-ash: Seriously, can you have sex without sexy?
Steve "Dillweed" Biggins: Of course, its called a bag and about seven gallons of tequila.
Aya: With or without the worm?
Timmy: Depends on the beast you want to hump.
Ash-ash: Yeah, but that means you have to drink to find her sexy enough to hump her...or in Steve's case him.
Steve "Dillweed" Biggins: You have a problem with gays, Ash?
Aya: No, we would just rather imagine someone like Carson Kressley than you going down on some... man.... ew.
Timmy: So, its decided that Aya needs a bag on her head and Steve needs liquor to do her?
B-rad: Burgers!!
Steve "Dillweed" Biggins: No, I would need a bag and tequila to do you, shithead.
Ash-ash: Either way, you have to find the woman sexy to have sex.
Timmy: No... how do you think Steve ended up with that one girl from France who never shaved her beard.
B-rad: Easy, he's beastial.
Aya: That's not even right. Maggie was a sweet girl.
Steve "Dillweed" Biggins: Hey, asswipe, can you quit refering to me as dillweed? I haven't been called that since High School football.
Ash-ash: No, now shut up and answer the question Confu-dumbass.
((This goes on for about thirty minutes))
End Transmission.
