shaggy's blog: "what is up"

ok there was this night me and makdadde driving down the road drunk ok pulled out the shot gun out the back right we were shotting road signs such a good thing to live in the country now his 12 year old brother was with us damn i need to stop bein such a bad influince well anyway so we go around the block we are trying to get to his house right and well the police drag us out the car no mother fucking nicness about it see but they failed to realize i was the real slim shaggy see no worries jsut lights. but they bust us in the three cars the mother fucking udercover right there she was a hottie too i was going to ask for a number but figured this isnt the time for that she could get in trouble. but none the less i was .001 off from legal limit for alchohol driving but i got this see no worries i was took care of though i had half a pitcher and three shots. they let us go on technicality that they search and siezed without anything to back that shit hahahaha nigga please good to be in the country the real slim shaggy this happened the night of march 2 2007 just keeping it real

went to the club dance with two old school lesbos the problem was they were 45 50 i coulndt get the younger girls to dance with me what the fuck i think i lost my touch i mean damn what does a guy got to do to get a fine ass female to dance i can be taught i know im not a good dancer but i learn well come on someone give me a chance i like to dance with a pretty girl i mean the girls i danced with they were nice but they were not my speed i think they scared the others off what you think??? is there anyone who would dance with me

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hello this is to everyone i care and dont care about thanks to guys i have a 8 inch dick stop asking you now know you also know now i wont show you thanks i also understand that men can look like women i still dont like head so dont ask if i would fuck off im not queer and i dont hate you dont worry to girls i love you all why do i always have to come up with conversation i cant always talk about how good you look sometimes i ask what you are doing to find out what you do outside of the room you are in... i know you are talking on the computer im sorry it is hard to come with good convo but its harder when you actually want to talk instead of finding a whore yes i said whore but like i said i luv you all please pick one maybe three guys to talk to ive had four guys im me about one damn girl and who she is i dont know her im not going to name call either no i wont travel 1000 miles to meet you except aussi goddes she is my buddy making me breakfast in the land down under she rocks heres her link and please remember you are all loved

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