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A SERIOUS QUESTION ASKED IN A NON-SERIOUS MANNER
CAN ANYONE TRUTHFULLY AND HONESTLY EXPLAIN TO ME
1....WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BASTARD POINT OF THIS INANE SITE ?
2....WHAT SICK BASE LEVEL OF FUN DOES ANYONE GET OUT OF IT ?
3....WHAT DEGREE OF AMUSEMENT IS ON OFFER ?
4....WHAT DOES IT OFFER INTELLECTUALLY ?
5....SURELY, THERE'S MORE TO YOUR SAD LITTLE LIVES THAN THIS ?
MY
SERIOUS ANSWERS
IN A
"OH THE HUMANITY"
STYLE
1....THERE IS NO BASTARD POINT, JUST AN ENDLESS LIVING HELL
2....NO GAMES TO PLAY, NO GROUPS TO JOIN,
JUST BOLLOX,
MORE BOLLOX
, BIGGER BOLLOX
AND MEGA-BOLLOX
WITH BIG RED BELL-ENDS HANGING FROM THEM.
3....ASIDE OF THE SCREAMINGLY ORIGINAL 'CONTESTS' -
LETS THINK, OH YEAH
THERE'S
SHITTY MUSIC
FLASHING YA TITS
TRYING TO OUT-SHOUT EVERYONE ELSE
AND THE PSEUDO FALSENESS OF
'BELONGING'
AT THE END
SOUNDS FAMILIAR
THINK - SHITTY SEX WITH YOUR OLD MAN.....AGAIN
4....IT DOESN'T OFFER 1% OF MENTAL STIMULUS
EXCEPT DECIDING WHETHER TO TAKE A PIX
OF YOUR ASS OR MINGE TONIGHT
"HMM, I KNOW I'LL GO FOR BASEBALL BAT UP THE TWAT, THAT ALWAYS WORKS"
5....IF THERE IS - FUCKIN GO THERE
IF THERE IS NOT - I REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW
