Calmness in our lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works,
and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you
too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this
morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Jameson,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Scotch, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
