Well the shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
You can't cuss, you can't smoke, or spit on the floor
Don't hit on a woman cause she might sue
You can't buy beer in this state past two
Now buddha is legal but jesus ain't
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
It's now how you play it's the final score
They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube anymore
Now lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
and Daddy doesn't smile when the mockingbird sings
The kids are in school but they're all packing guns
The losers live forever and the good die young
Well the stars are all falling out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
If there's a problem with that we can get it on
Because that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinning and your head hurts
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts