What does TIME mean to you ? -
*Stupid answers encouraged . . .
If you've learned anything about me from my profile - *Hunh; easier reading Sanskrit in a mirror - I LOVE new friends, old friends and
I don't particularly care whether I'm Rated, Drunk, or Blinged ever - Recently I've come in contact with a lot of swell people who seem
to want to Like me, Booze me and Bomb me into oblivion . . .
Here's the catch: I'm not ungenerous or mean with my time, But - * BIG BUTT * - my computer has a tiny brain and a slow dial-up
*Yes, I have a land-line - I can barely keep up with routine chores like drinks and rates - (I actually ran into a 'Bouncer' 9 times in
the Gift Shop, if you can believe it) -
So I don't want people to think I'm neglecting them or ignoring them - I appreciate all the kind things my Friends, Fans and even
total strangers have done for me recently - Really, really love you all - guys, gals and anything in between . . .
I'm just feeling a little sick, lazy and overwhelmed right now - *Last time this happened I went 'Walkabout' and didn't come back
for 5 months - That's one reason I send people out hunting mythical "Golden Rhinos" and ask for 'Ice Cubes' from the gift shop -
If you like me, GREAT ! - I like you too - If you like me too hard I feel bad 'cause I just can't get by to visit and thank everybody
who's been so nice to me - Not in the 7 hours I can spare on this site - Not with this damned slow machine I'm using -
So to make a long story interminable - *God, I've seen German operas that were shorter and made more sense - If you like me,
even a little, tap me on the shoulder - I'll know you're there and I'll show gratitude in the best way I can - If I don't hit you back
right away, spend a couple bucks on the cheap 'Ice Cubes' - I don't ask for gifts; a little reminder, that's all . . .
If you haven't 'heard' from me in a couple days, shout in my face - Sometimes I need a big reminder - If you don't get a response
in a week, look in my coffin - *It's usually empty at night; that means I'm out doing something - Probably something you'd rather
not know about . . .
That's it: I've officially written myself into a corner - Only thing left to do is have another smoke, drink another cup 'o' joe and watch
some cartoons -
In other words, it's business as usual -
If you've read this your smart; if you're smart you're my Friend - And if you're smart, my friend, you'll stand back, give me some fightin' room and let me get back to doin' what I do best -
Which is . . . . . . .
Okay: here's a place for you to leave your comments and opinions - If you're still unclear on what all this means, make a large
X at the bottom of the page -
I love my Friends, I love my Family, I love all the hobos who pass through and I love stickin' my nose into other people's stuff -
I LOVE YOU ALL ! ! !
And that's the last warning you're gonna get from me.
Happy _ Date _ Month _ Year _ - Everybody . . .
Jeff Cedrone - Los Angeles, California
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I have just leveled at 16 = 'Fu-gee' if that matters - I am now in the midst of a psychic meltdown. . .
This is not a MUMM, since I'm not asking for advice - this is a warning. . .
My nerves are raw; say nice things about me.
Enjoy your summer -
J. in L.A.
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