Ring
Ring
Brring
No
give up
I am not coming to the phone
Ring
Ring
Brring
Sorry
not today
Ring
Ring
You are wasting your time
Brrriiing!
The silence preceeding the beginning
of my own voice playing
is a most welcome repreive
from the violent and monotonous pulsations
of my God-awful ringing machine
Congratulations
you have succeded in contacting my answering machine
Well
salutations
but it does not want to hear from you
Not any more than I do
Nope
it is true
Not today
I ran out of my timeless patience
for pointedly to the point questions
I will not answer to your silliness
You see
yesterday I was intercepted by a genie
And he contemplated my revulsion
at questions
no less
He and I are on the same plane
He too
is accosted by complicated inquiries
So we toasted to your ignorance
alas
perhaps one too many times
Consequently
I am hugged by a cloud
Only it wasn't lovely
it was suffocating
But no more!
For the wind blew
That bracing Northwester
cold
stark
and furious wind
to be sure
Blustered and whipped through my mind
it did
Leaving nothing survived but truth
So not a day more will I stay befuddled
by my witnessing of your playacting
I will not attempt to comprehend
your mess of words
phrases
and questions
I am lingering in a post-acceptance hangover
So do not attempt to ask me to function today
For I require cold water- lots and lots
Leave a message after the beep
Or
just
simply
ask me tomorrow
Beeeep
Click
