Good Morning. You ever hear those people who argue over who can grill this or that better then anyone. I mean they go on and on about how good this or that is and give no one any chance of even thinking they can bar-b-q better then themselves? Well I am not sure if this is how this next little spat started or not. However, both landed themselves not in the backyard with a grilling utensils but in jail with a jumpsuit. A man and woman found themselves in jail after beating one another with a barbecue grill. The attack on one another began after an argument, (you think it was heated?) when the woman picked up the barbeque grill, and hit the man over the head with it. Stunned, the man picked up the same grill and retaliated by striking the woman over the head with the object. (At this point, there was concern about a disqualification, but the referee ok'd the object, and the fight continued.) The woman then picked up the barbecue pit and threw it though the back window of the man's car.
After medics treated the man and the woman (can someone say head wound?), both parties were arrested and charged with aggravated battery. I wonder if it was a fight over who cooks the best ribs… I mean I have seen some guys get into conversations and yes they get somewhat heated…over who’s ribs are better…please! Stop the fighting and just cook I am hungry!
Here is one for ya. Who is about tired of that one dude’s ever presence of being America’s In-fomercial spokesman? I am! It’s the dude that does the OXI commercials and the rotisserie oven thingy that you can cook anything this side of the Mississippi on it and forget about it… He also now has some amazing… Putty that fixes broken coffee cup handles, garden tools and stops leeks. I am like…how much does a coffee cup cost to replace? I mean shoot…we give them away with our logo’s on them…Dude, but a cup of coffee at most gas stations and they will give you discounted refills…and garden tools…hell use a damned table spoon for Pete’s sake! Don’t get me wrong some of the stuff looks like a godsend but come on lower the voice…He could announce a football game without speakers and be heard over the crowd!
Ok…I will leave that goober alone…and wish you a fabulous day.
A huge hug and some pats
Mart
